1. I am not a paper so you cannot throw me,
I am not a paper so you cannot burn me,
I am not a paper so you cannot trash me,
I am not a paper so you cannot cut me,
I am not a paper so you cannot fold me.
2.I am not a television so you cannot louder me,
I am not a television so you cannot turn me off,
I am not a television so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a television so I cannot inform you,
I am not a television so I cannot influence you.
3. I am not a book so you cannot open me,
I am not a book so you cannot close me,
I am not a book so I cannot inform you,
I am not a book so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a book so you cannot fold my page.
4. I am not a number so you cannot add me,
I am not a number so you cannot subtract me,
I am not a number so you cannot multiply me,
I am not a number so you cannot divide me,
I am not a number so you cannot count me.
5. I am not clothes so you cannot wear me,
I am not clothes so you cannot cut me,
I am not clothes so I cannot protect you,
I am not clothes so you cannot burn me,
I am not clothes so you cannot donate me.
6. I am not an I.D so you cannot own me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot wear me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot hang me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot keep me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot laminate me.
7. I a m not a motorcycle so you cannot break me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot sell me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot snatch me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot stole me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot wash me with oil.
8. I am not a balloon so you cannot let go off me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot hang me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot decorate me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot explode me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot sit on me.
9. I am not a wood so you cannot chop me,
I am not a wood so you cannot cut me,
I am not a wood so you cannot axed me,
I am not a wood so you cannot burn me
I am not a wood so you cannot paddle me.
10. I am not a letter so you cannot wrote me,
I am not a letter so you cannot scratch me,
I am not a letter so you cannot throw me,
I am not a letter so you cannot cry on me,
I am not a letter so you cannot sent me,
I am not a letter so you cannot respond on me.
11. I am not a flower so you cannot offer me,
I am not a flower so you cannot cut me,
I am not a flower so you cannot pick me,
I am not a flower so you cannot buy me,
I am not a flower so you cannot sell me.
12. I am not a coat so you cannot use me,
I am not a coat so you cannot buy me,
I am not a coat so you cannot sell me,
I am not a coat so you cannot borrow me,
I am not a coat so you cannot hang me.
13. I am not a pillow so you cannot hug me,
I am not a pillow so you cannot sleep on me,
I am not a pillow so you cannot cover me,
I am not a pillow so you cannot change me,
I am not a pillow so you cannot buy me.
14. I am not a note so you cannot take down me,
I am not a note so you cannot write me,
I am not a note so you cannot scratch me,
I am not a note so you cannot buy me,
I am not a note so you cannot fold me.
15. I am not an accessory so you cannot display me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot wear me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot keep me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot buy me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot pawn me.
16. I am a girl so you must respect me,
I am a girl so you must take care of me,
I am a girl so you must protect me,
I am a girl so you must love me,
I am a girl so you must obey me.
17. I am your mother so you must respect me,
I am your mother so you must obey me,
I am your mother so you must love me,
I am your mother so you must trust me,
I am your mother so you must take care of me,
18. I am your son so you must take care of me,
I am your son so you must love me,
I am your son so you must feed me,
I am your son so you must clothe me,
I am your son so you must protect me.
19. I am not a movie so you cannot pay me,
I am not a movie so you cannot judge me,
I am not a movie so you cannot play me,
I am not a movie so you cannot direct me,
I am not a movie so you cannot buy me.
20. I am not an alcohol so I cannot disinfect you,
I am not an alcohol so I cannot protect you,
I am not an alcohol so I cannot take away pain,
I am not an alcohol so I cannot take away pain.
I am not an alcohol so you cannot bring me.
21. I am not a dress so you cannot iron me,
I am not a dress so you cannot wear me,
I am not a dress so you cannot sell me,
I am not a dress so you cannot hang me,
I am not a dress so you cannot fold me.
22. I am not a keyboard so you cannot change me,
I am not a keyboard so you cannot press me,
I am not a keyboard so you cannot scratch me,
I am not a keyboard so you cannot dictate me,
I am not a keyboard so you cannot judge me.
23. I am not a rose so I cannot let you feel well,
I am not a rose so I don’t have thorns,
I am not a rose so you cannot pick me,
I am not a rose so you cannot offer me’
I am not a rose so I cannot fresh you.
24. I a m not a motorcycle so you cannot break me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot sell me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot snatch me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot stole me,
I am not a motorcycle so you cannot wash me with oil.
25. I am not a toothbrush so you cannot brush me,
I am not a toothbrush so you cannot use me,
I am not a toothbrush so you cannot taste me,
I am not a toothbrush so you cannot put paste on me,
I am not a toothbrush so I cannot clean you.
I am not a paper so you cannot burn me,
I am not a paper so you cannot trash me,
I am not a paper so you cannot cut me,
I am not a paper so you cannot fold me.
27. I am not a television so you cannot louder me,
I am not a television so you cannot turn me off,
I am not a television so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a television so I cannot inform you,
I am not a television so I cannot influence you.
28. I am not a book so you cannot open me,
I am not a book so you cannot close me,
I am not a book so I cannot inform you,
I am not a book so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a book so you cannot fold my page.
29. I am not a number so you cannot add me,
I am not a number so you cannot subtract me,
I am not a number so you cannot multiply me,
I am not a number so you cannot divide me,
I am not a number so you cannot count me.
30. I am not clothes so you cannot wear me,
I am not clothes so you cannot cut me,
I am not clothes so I cannot protect you,
I am not clothes so you cannot burn me,
I am not clothes so you cannot donate me.
31. I am not an I.D so you cannot own me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot wear me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot hang me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot keep me,
I am not an I.D so you cannot laminate me.
32. I am not an accessory so you cannot display me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot wear me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot keep me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot buy me,
I am not an accessory so you cannot pawn me.
33. I am not water so you cannot drink me,
I am not water so you cannot use me,
I am not water so I cannot make you fresh,
I am not water so I cannot make you wet,
I am not water so I cannot wash you.
34. I am not a flower so you cannot offer me,
I am not a flower so you cannot cut me,
I am not a flower so you cannot pick me,
I am not a flower so you cannot buy me,
I am not a flower so you cannot sell me.
35. I am not a balloon so you cannot let go off me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot hang me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot decorate me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot explode me,
I am not a balloon so you cannot sit on me.
36. I am not a wood so you cannot chop me,
I am not a wood so you cannot cut me,
I am not a wood so you cannot axed me,
I am not a wood so you cannot burn me
I am not a wood so you cannot paddle me.
37. I am not a pen so you cannot use me,
I am not a pen so you cannot buy me,
I am not a pen so you cannot sell me,
I am not a pen so you cannot barrow me,
I am not a pen so you cannot forget me.
38. I am not a beer so I cannot let you forget,
I am not a beer so you cannot drink me,
I am not a beer so you cannot open me,
I am not a beer so you cannot tell me your problem,
I am not a beer so I cannot be with you in times of problems.
39. I am not a store so you cannot bought on me,
I am not a store so you cannot look for something on me.
I am not a store so I am not a variety,
I am not a store so I don’t have what you need,
I am not a store so you cannot demand on me.
40. I am not a calculator so you cannot click me,
I am not a calculator so you cannot sum me,
I am not a calculator so you cannot add me,
I am not a calculator so you cannot subtract me,
I am not a calculator so you cannot divide me.
41. I am not a class card so you cannot fail me,
I am not a class card so you cannot pass me,
I am not a class card so I cannot forget you,
I am not a class card do you cannot check me,
I am not a class card so you cannot be hard on me.
42. I am not a dance so I don’t have a beat,
I am not a dance so don’t have fun on me,
I am not a dance so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a dance so you cannot sweat on me,
I am not a dance so you cannot jump with me.
43. I am not an alcohol so I cannot disinfect you,
I am not an alcohol so I cannot protect you,
I am not an alcohol so I cannot take away pain,
I am not an alcohol so I cannot take away pain.
I am not an alcohol so you cannot bring me.
44. I am not an exam so you cannot have to pass me,
I am not an exam so you cannot correct me,
I am not an exam so you cannot check me,
I am not an exam so you cannot be fear of me,
I am not an exam so you cannot be nervous.
45. I am not chair so you cannot sit on me,
I am not a chair so you cannot sell me,
I am not so you cannot sleep on me,
I am not a chair so you cannot stay on me,
I am not a chair so I cannot carry you.
I am not a jewelry so you cannot pawn me,
I am not a jewelry so you cannot use me,
I am not a jewelry so you cannot borrow me,
I am not a jewelry so you cannot afford me.
47. I am not a facebook status so you cannot share me,
I am not a facebook status so you cannot just comment on me,
I am not a facebook status so i cannot tag me you,
I am not a facebook status so i cannot update you,
I am not a facebook status so i cannot like you.
48. I am not a slipper so you cannot step on me,
I am not a slipper so you cannot walk with me,
I am not a slipper so I cannot carry you,
I am not a slipper so I cannot fit with you
I am not a slipper so you cannot buy me.
49. I am not a star so you cannot stare on me,
I am not a star so you cannot wish on me,
I am not a star so you cannot dream of me,
I am not a star so I cannot shine like diamond,
I am not a star so you cannot reach for me.
50. I am not a clock so you cannot check me,
I am not a clock so you cannot ask for me,
I am not a clock so you cannot problem me,
I am not a clock so you cannot rush for me,
I am not a clock so I cannot alarm you.